Looking for some spooky-silly fun this fall? Whether you’re heading to a pumpkin patch, planning a costume party, or just want to make your little goblins giggle, these kid-friendly Halloween jokes are sure to bring on the laughs! ⸻ 👻 Ghost Jokes Q: What do you call a ghost’s true love? A: His ghoul-friend. Q: Why did the ghost go to school? A: To learn how to be a better spook! Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A: Mas-scare-a. ⸻ 🧙‍♀️ Witch Jokes Q: Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? A: They’re afraid they’ll fly off the handle! Q: What do witches put on their bagels? A: Scream cheese! ⸻ 🎃 Pumpkin Jokes Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A: Squash! Q: Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road? A: It had no guts! Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin? A: With a pumpkin patch! ⸻ 🧛 Vampire & Monster Jokes Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A blood orange. Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A: They don’t have the guts! Q: Where do monsters go to school? A: Ghoul school!